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Donald Ruff, book author, speaker, writer, humorist


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Finally, the humorous book about marriage that will have you laughing the afternoon away.  The book is written from Matthew's perspective. He adores his wife as is the rule and purpose of all husbands. Patti is high on the scale of being spirited, bubbly, feminine, volatile, beautiful, adorable, purpose driven and playful—all within a few months. According to Matthew, the future is going to be an exhilarating roller-coaster ride with Patti. He became more nervous than ever when he knew he had the courage to marry Patti.
Readers who appreciate complex, character-driven narratives exploring the tumultuous dynamics of marriage and the interplay of love, passion, and personal demons will find this book compelling.
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My third book is now on Amazon and Barnes and Noble. I'm really pleased with this book. I enlisted the support of a really good editor. When she was not laughing at the contents of this book, she offered some great insight by helping me create a book that flows from one funny story to another. I do have a supply of this book at my house.  Just stop by, take a look at our 1200 hostas and buy a book.
Readers who love gardens will also love this book. Readers who wonder why people love gardens, will really like this book. Readers who are not a gardener, wonder why people love gardens and love taking naps, will gain valuable insight into ways to keep from becoming a spouse of a dedicated gardener.
I'm really excited because I plan to translate this book into Russian! This will be a long process.  This project will be lots of fun.
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I wrote this book because my house was mentioned by another author in his book.  At the time he wrote his book, my house was the other author's brother's house.  This book is a fun hilarious look at home ownership while being married to a plant fanatic.  Reading this book may be some of the funniest moments of your day.
This book is ideal for readers who appreciate witty domestic humor exploring the relatable chaos of marriage and home ownership through a literary lens.
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This book is a humorous view of Customer Service. The problem of wrong customer service occurs before the customer enters into the business to engage in a service or a product.  The hero, the customer service employee, has the solution to all poor customer service issues. I imply in the book that Corporate actually likes poor customer service because it gives them a reason to keep hourly wages low.
This book is ideal for readers who appreciate satirical workplace stories celebrating the unsung heroes navigating corporate absurdity.
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